DidYouSeeBriansHat on March 30, 2026 3:03 am The difference between these icebergs and regular icebergs are these icebergs can’t float.
BJJan2001 on March 30, 2026 3:17 am They could color code BMI badges so people wouldn’t have to guess.
the-good-wolf on March 30, 2026 3:17 am Lettuce not forget that an iceberg [sunk the titanic](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t5046-Y20Y0)
itzTHATgai on March 30, 2026 3:19 am They’ve concentrated the bulk of their forces around the Cinnabon.
Intolerance-Paradox on March 30, 2026 3:21 am Your airport’s ICE is so fat his high school yearbook photo was an aerial shot.
aotus_trivirgatus on March 30, 2026 3:23 am # Make travel across the ocean safe again! Melt your local ICEberg today! (Snowflakes.)
PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS on March 30, 2026 3:24 am Fuck, I am a fat old man and I don’t see an issue with calling ICEbergs out.
Minotard on March 30, 2026 3:24 am So the “F your feelings” crowd don’t want to F because they haven’t seen their D**k in years?
Neverdropsin57 on March 30, 2026 3:25 am I’m curious whether or not they actually have physical fitness standards. If so, I’d like to know what they are based on.
tmgieger on March 30, 2026 3:28 am Trump says immigrants are eating the cats and dogs, looks like these guys are eating the immigrants.
Daflehrer1 on March 30, 2026 3:41 am https://preview.redd.it/2rei15los3sg1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a5a9fb2ea07c1ca87850c30258a72f19776618
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So *that’s* what they crashed our fucking Ship of State into.
Oh, that is too damn funny.
Oh, that’s cold.
Fatbergs seems harsh, but whatever.
The difference between these icebergs and regular icebergs are these icebergs can’t float.
When’s the last time you think they saw their chodes?
Pedophile is more accurate
Gravy Seals!
Ice must be paid well if they are fed that much
They could color code BMI badges so people wouldn’t have to guess.
Lettuce not forget that an iceberg [sunk the titanic](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t5046-Y20Y0)
Can they jog?
Run?
Walk?
Nope icebergs only float…
They’ve concentrated the bulk of their forces around the Cinnabon.
Your airport’s ICE is so fat his high school yearbook photo was an aerial shot.
# Make travel across the ocean safe again! Melt your local ICEberg today!
(Snowflakes.)
Fuck, I am a fat old man and I don’t see an issue with calling ICEbergs out.
So the “F your feelings” crowd don’t want to F because they haven’t seen their D**k in years?
I’m curious whether or not they actually have physical fitness standards. If so, I’d like to know what they are based on.
reminds me of that scene in the office
Trump says immigrants are eating the cats and dogs, looks like these guys are eating the immigrants.
I’d ask them why they were issued child size body armor.
As a fat man I approve!!!
Ass Agents
try clearing your cache or using a different browser.
Cold blooded
https://preview.redd.it/2rei15los3sg1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a5a9fb2ea07c1ca87850c30258a72f19776618
But it’s just such a perfect name for them.
So the real skinny ones are Icicle
That’s a big boy. Or maybe he ate one.